Reblog if you’re ugly.

slithroat:

borncomplicated:

goddamn look at the notes

jesus christ uhm ladies you’re all beautiful okay ?

and guys ? you’re all handsome

i love you all <3

(Source: onlyfagshavethisurl)

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

YOU’RE ALL JUST SO FUCKING TALENTED WITH YOUR WRITING AND YOUR DRAWING AND PHOTOSHOP SHIT AND THEN THERE’S ME AND I TRIPPED UP THE STAIRS THIS MORNING

(Source: darrenstummy-moved)

sometimes i feel bad downloading stuff illegally but then i remember i don’t care

(Source: gayenerys)

sokaylayelled:

the-final-quackdown:

99.9% of my sentences start with

• oh my god
• yeah
• no
• basically
• wait
• so yeah
• like
• you know
• oh
• um
• what
• well
• but

literally how all my tweets start omg

(Source: charllemcdonnell)

imagine the sexual tension between you and harry when you tell him to “shut up” and he closes the space between the two of you and whispers “make me”

(Source: carolineflack)

thorki:

what if someone was getting married and instead of i do they said ok

daintyboots:

once we share an inside joke i will not stop reminding you of how funny it is until you regret ever meeting me

unclefather:

first, i park my car. then i unbuckle my seatbelt. finally, i exit the vehicle. 

(Source: chickensandwich)

95malene:

wondering how many miles I’ve scrolled on tumblr

itsamelancholynotion:

Ed Sheeran - The Parting Glass (aka the song that makes you smile, cry, and fall asleep, while giving you the sudden urge to punch Ed Sheeran in the face.) 

yawza, 

(Source: ashagreyjoyed)

pizz4s:

fab has three letters and so does mee

mpregbert:

what if your keyboard screamed when you typed

(Source: egberts)